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Song Parodies -> "All Squared, All Squared"

Original Song Title:

"All Dead, All Dead"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All Squared, All Squared"

Parody Written by:

Rock Princess

The Lyrics

Yup. I'm back with more "study" parodies. This time the SAT being the inspiration. I have found he best way to memorize all the squaring you need for the SAT and get a kick out of doing so as well...
8 squared is 64, 9 squared is 81
11 squared - 121.
12 squared is 144
5 times 5 times 5 is 125.

All squared, all squared
F*cking SAT
I did this to myself... Oh, why?!
All squared, all squared
I'm alone and scared
This stupid SAT is all squared and done

All squared, all squared
Seems there is no end
And I keep singing this lame song
All squared, all squared
And you can't go back
This stupid SAT is all squared and done

The squaring's always with me
I wonder on an on
Just how much londer 'fore this goddam test is done

13 squared is equal to 169,
14 squared is equal to 196.
15 squared is equal to 225
16 squared is 256

All squared, all squared
Try and sing this song
While solving all the algebra part
All squared, all squared
And you have my word
This song will get you through the test all done
All squared and done.

Lame - but it works! Try it! I had this squaring memorized like 10 minutes after singing it!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Yaeli - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I could have remembered all the square roots during my SAT... Oh well...
raddog20002002 - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I give you 5s on this parody! Even though I never once took an SAT!

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