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Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fast Foodian Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

Better version.
Fast Foodian Rhapsody II

Is this my real size-
Or is this fantasy-
Weight of a landslide-
No escape from meat patties-
Open your eyes
Look down at the scale and see-
I am a large boy, wasted my money-
Size of an elephant, now you know,
Oversized, hard not to know,
Anyway the price goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Fast food, enlarged a man,
No diet, fast food instead,
Heart stopped beating, now he's dead
Fast food, I thought I was tough,
But now I've gone and eaten all my dreams-
Fast food, ooo,
My size will make me die-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, because no one's really fatter-

Too late, I have giant bum,
Can hardly bend my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind, I wish I knew-
Fast food, ooo- (any way the price goes)
I don't want to die,
They really should have warned about the trans fat-

I see a giant silhouetto of a man,
McDonald's, McDonald's really changed my pant size-o-
McMuffin and Big Mac, causing heart attack for me-
Dollar menu, dollar menu,
Dollar menu, dollar menu
Dollar menu cash no go-magnifico-
But I'm such a fat boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a fat boy from a fat family-
Spare him his life from these fatty munchies-
I ate Macs, I ate hash-, I want back my cash-
Dave Thomas! no-,we won't give you back cash-
Dave Thomas! we won't give you back cash
Dave Thomas! we won't give you back cash
Won't give you back cash-But I sued!
Won't give you back cash-you're so rude
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia I want cash-
The giant man has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you give me a trans fat-full fast foody bash-
But it's really a scheme just to take all my cash-
Oh fast food-can't do this to me fast food-
Just gotta slim down-just gotta slim down 'cause of here-

No one's really fatter,
Anyone can see,
No one's really fatter-,no one's really fatter than me,

Any way the price goes....

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T.J. Spindler - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol! I can imagine a music video for this!
1 fatter than u - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
lol... this is just great! 555's

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