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Song Parodies -> "He Will Nut You (Tribute to Glaswegians)"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"He Will Nut You (Tribute to Glaswegians)"

Parody Written by:

Pete Spicer and Dave Hurst

The Lyrics

This originally appeared on my website almost 2 years ago. I just forgot to put it here...
Scotty, you're a drunk,
Make a big noise,
Yelling in the street,
Gonna be on meths someday,
You got sick on your face,
You big disgrace,
Pavement pizza all over the place singing...
He will, he will nut you!
He will, he will nut you!

Scotty, you're a bald man, short man,
Shouting in the street,
Wanna take on the world all day,
You got spit on your face,
You big disgrace,
Leavin' your piss all over the place.

He will, he will nut you!
He will, he will nut you!

Drink it!
He will, he will nut you!

Scotty, you're an old man, poor man,
Pleading for some beer,
Gonna get on the meths someday
You got sick on your face
Big disgrace,
Somebody better put you back into your place!

He will, he will nut you!
He will, he will nut you!

Drink it!

He will, he will nut you!

Everybody!
He will, he will nut you!
He will, he will nut you!

Last orders...

(Followed by clapping and stomping as the exodus dives for the lavvie)

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