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Song Parodies -> "Las Vegas Rivalry"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Las Vegas Rivalry"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This is the real vice
It's a Las Vegas thing
Lee Zayo versus
The Big Boss Zachariah King

Both opened dives,
Have mistresses, wives, and fleas

They're just two rich boys
They need their luxury
And they're both bizarre
Bald and fat
Smoke cigars
Wear cravats

That's the way show-biz goes:
Fat-cats getting fatter with ease,
From sleaze...

Zayo...just booked a man...
An illusionist named Jed -
Fires bullets through his head

Zayo's...knife hit Jed's big gun...
And now Jed's gun has blown Jed's balls away

Zayo, oooo
Didn't mean to make Jed die
That slime-ball King will fill his hall tomorrow
Unless Lee, guarantees,
That his rival King's plans shatter

It's has come...
His liver's drowned by wine -
Zayo's making plans of crime:
"Goodbye, Zachariah - your show will blow !
Gotta cleave your ball-peen mind with laced vermouth ! "

Zayo, oooo - (that's the way show-biz goes)
He will be the guy
Who'll make King wish Lee'd never been scorned at all !

Slyly a little something wet flows from a can
In vermouth
In vermouth
Pill voodoo from Durango!

Stronger than white lightning, this martini drink will be!

"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo - should we go, and say hello ?"

"Hi Zachariah, let's have a drink here -
Have a martini, though I know, you like beer -
And, your star too, have a martini - here!"

King's big star - drinks it down - then begins to frown:

"So sleepy, ohhhh - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")

"What about the show? Ah! Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"

"Oh Zachariah, Zachariah, Zachariah, don't you know -

At L.Z.'s club, Aaron Neville could decide to sing, to sing, TO SING ! "

"So you think you can stone my star and make me cry?
So you think drugs in booze was a smart thing to try?
Ohhhh Zayo - Greasy fat scumbag Zayo !
I'll bounce your ass out - I'll bounce your ass right out of here!"

Lee had put Viagra
In King's martini
Now King does his own show
Pole-dancing on cable TV

...That's the way show-biz goes...

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Total Votes: 1

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Rick D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You just can't stay away from this song can you? This one was a little hard to follow. I guess I didn't see the movie.
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Aww gee, can't a guy have a little fun around here ?? LOL !
AussieBullDog - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Didn't see the movie either, but still enjoyed the parody. 5-4-5
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks! I guess I was just in the mood for a little Bohemian Rhapsody hors d'oeuvres after being away from it for three weeks or so... this parody is just a silly fantasy I concocted on the fly - I wanted to have fun matching the original Bohemian Rhapsody's internal rhymes as ridiculously as possible - that's all ! Just having fun.
Adagio - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny...that was FUNNY!! 5's Thought you'd do this again..:D
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio! That's all I wanted to do here - have some REALLY SILLY AND STUPID FUN !!
Adagio - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It was like a breath of fresh air....:D
Wild Man - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job.
Rick D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I understand! On your Doobie parody you posted some pot-smoking comments! That explains it. Wait, let me catch up and I'll read it again..............phphphphphphpph...
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey man, I don't know what you're (phphphphphphhhhhhh) talkin' about.....I never mentioned the "p"-word anywhere at all in my Doobie Brother's parody comments, go see for yourself (phphphphphhhhhh)....(cough)
Rick D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe it was Malc's LSD.
Johnny D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Wild Man!
anny - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This was kewl =)

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