This is the real vice
It's a Las Vegas thing
Lee Zayo versus
The Big Boss Zachariah King

Both opened dives,
Have mistresses, wives, and fleas

They're just two rich boys
They need their luxury
And they're both bizarre
Bald and fat
Smoke cigars
Wear cravats

That's the way show-biz goes:
Fat-cats getting fatter with ease,
From sleaze...

Zayo...just booked a man...
An illusionist named Jed -
Fires bullets through his head

Zayo's...knife hit Jed's big gun...
And now Jed's gun has blown Jed's balls away

Zayo, oooo
Didn't mean to make Jed die
That slime-ball King will fill his hall tomorrow
Unless Lee, guarantees,
That his rival King's plans shatter

It's late...show-time has come...
His liver's drowned by wine -
Zayo's making plans of crime:
"Goodbye, Zachariah - your show will blow !
Gotta cleave your ball-peen mind with laced vermouth ! "

Zayo, oooo - (that's the way show-biz goes)
He will be the guy
Who'll make King wish Lee'd never been scorned at all !


Slyly a little something wet flows from a can
In vermouth
In vermouth
Pill voodoo from Durango!

Stronger than white lightning, this martini drink will be!

"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo - should we go, and say hello ?"

"Hi Zachariah, let's have a drink here -
Have a martini, though I know, you like beer -
And, your star too, have a martini - here!"

King's big star - drinks it down - then begins to frown:

"So sleepy, ohhhh - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")

"What about the show? Ah! Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"

"Oh Zachariah, Zachariah, Zachariah, don't you know -

At L.Z.'s club, Aaron Neville could decide to sing, to sing, TO SING ! "

"So you think you can stone my star and make me cry?
So you think drugs in booze was a smart thing to try?
Ohhhh Zayo - Greasy fat scumbag Zayo !
I'll bounce your ass out - I'll bounce your ass right out of here!"

Lee had put Viagra
In King's martini
Now King does his own show
Pole-dancing on cable TV

...That's the way show-biz goes...