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Song Parodies -> "Another Clown Rides his Lust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another Clown Rides his Lust"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Another Clown Rides his Lust

Eeeeew, let's go!

Dirty ol' Steve shufflin' down the street
With his pants pulled way down low
Ain't no smell but the smell of his feet
Machinery's ready to go
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this
Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat
Out of an alley ol' Stevie leaps
To the sound of a shreik - yeah

(chorus)
Another clown rides his lust
Another gal in disgust
Just another ol' clown yeah another ol' clown
Another clown rides his lust, eccccch
Hey, He's gonna sicken her
Another gal in disgust

How do you think he's gonna' get along
Without bourbon when there's none?
He drank up everything that he had
And fell right down on his buns

Is he crazy? Is he so pie-eyed?
How long will he be exposed?
Out of the alleys Ol' Stevie jumps
To repeat his ol' scene so bold!
Watch out!

Another clown rides his lust
Another gal in disgust
And another ol' clown yeah another ol' clown
Another clown rides his lust, eccccch
Hey, he's gonna sicken her
Another gal in disgust

Hey!

Aw stop it!

Fight the lust, eh! (Stevie's a Canadian flasher:-)

Hey!

Another clown rides his lust
Another gal in disgust eeeww
Another clown rides his lust, hey hey
Another gal in disgust heyheyayayeyeyeyay

Ooh shove it!

There are plenty of times that you will meet this bum
Just hurl him to the ground
You can burp him and disturb him
You can drive him mad
You can spank him - that ol' clown!

But he's ready, yes he's ready for her
He's standin' on his stenchy feet
Out of the alley ol' Stevie jumps
Repeating his repulsive feat

Oh Blaah!

Another clown rides his lust
Another gal in disgust
Just another ol' clown yeah another ol' clown
Another gal in disgust
Yeah he's gonna sicken her
Another clown rides his lust...

Shout out!
Yeah, Yeah

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Johnny D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Snappy and funny stuff here! With a title like that...heehee
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job , had some discusting visuals though!
Jay W - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm getting this image of Ronald Mc Donald naked, and that's pretty funny.
Jay W - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
(The second one is his evil twin.)
Agrimorfee - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, if you are into drunk smelly clown rapist humor. But yet I laughed...made me think of my copty of Mr. Bungle's first album, damn I want to hear it right now!:)

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