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Song Parodies -> "Space Alien Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Space Alien Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Those little grey guys
They just snuck up on me
Caught while out hiking
No escape from their stun-ray beam

Opened my eyes,
Looked into THEIR eyes --- and SCREAMED !!!
I'm just an Earth boy, you have no need of me,
'Cause I'm not so smart, not so tall,
Not your best, choice at all !
Don't you aliens know, there's no anti-matter in me,
In me...

Mama, they've got me now
Put a gun against my buns,
Pulled their trigger, now I'm stunned
Mama, life had just begun
But now they've gone and dragged my ass away
Mama, oooo
Didn't mean to make you cry,
I won't be back again this time tomorrow,
'Cause I'm gone, kidnapped on, a starship of antimatter...

Too late, lift-off has come,
Sends shivers down my spine -
Warping out of space and time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Earth behind and face their zoo

Mama, oooo - (don't you aliens know)
I don't want to die!
Now I'm wishing I'd never been born at all...

I see a little silhouette of an Earth-man,
In our zoo, in our zoo, will you feed him a mango?

Please no don't you're frightening - very very frightening me!!

Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango - there you go - now eat it slow

I'm just an Earth boy, nobody loves me

He's just an Earth boy, from an Earth family
Snare him a wife, and we'll all watch him breed

No please don't, kidnap no, can't you make a clone?

We WILL not NO! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Never make a clone, ah oh oh - No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

All right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, don't make a clone!

Our Stasis-Tub has a level put aside to breed, to breed, TO BREED

So you think you can clone me and make a new " I " ?
So why kidnap some woman from Earth then, oh why ???
Oh baby - you want zoo-bred Earth babies!!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!!

Then I just remembered,
The joke's on them not me...
Then I just remembered -
I had had a vasectomy!

...Don't you aliens know...



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Melhi - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!
Phil Alexander - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Lots of good lines: "Our Stasis-Tub has a level put aside to breed" is sheer genius, as was the punchline. Glad to hear they let you go for long enough to post this (or do they have broadband on their spaceship?)
Adagio - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
It was all good reading and funny!! Especially the end...lol
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Support your secret governement; Abduct yourself!
Oh ,and Phil, I guess it was the clone that came back and posted. :-)
neminem - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. This is the first absolutely PERFECT parody I've heard of this; a very difficult song to do, but you've pulled it off admirably. 5/5/5
Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
neminem (and everybody else so far!), thank you very much!
Guy - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Over the top Johnny. ROFLMAO. Magnifico! You nailed that internal rhyme down well. Well done!
Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy!
malcolm higgins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
another over the top masterpiece Johnny.. another artist I'm going to have to read often.. you, merry, royce,pips, wildy, diva, Michael, phil florios...Guy..snags, monkeys.. too much reading not enough writing.. and of course the new ace Rick duncan 5-5-5 again great work
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job!
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, Nice work!
Johnny D - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks again!
Rick D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
New Ace? Thanks Malc. I always thought I was the Joker. Good job Johnny.
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - glad you liked this one! Thanks for the good word. I'm giving Bohemian Rhapsody a rest now. Let others go now where seething multitudes have gone before...
Rice Cube - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
:-D
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks very much Rice Cube! :-)
Barx - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I keep reading your bohemian Parodies and they keep getting better!!! This is the best so far (but then so was the last one!!)
Johnny D - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Barx!
Anny - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I like it! Very cool! =D
Johnny D - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Anny! ;-)
Anny - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Your welcome Johnny D---keep up the good work! Your parodies get better and better with each one! =D
Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-S05) As long as they didn't give you an anal probe! Being the ST dork that I am though, wouldn't a ship made of anti-matter explode instantly if you came in contact with it? I'm surprised it didn't since no one can contain Johnny D! 5s, and great to see one of your earlier ones as well.
Agrimorfee - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Have a mango on me! 555
Stuart McArthur - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(S) excellent JD - Agri pinched the mango reference, but I was also a bit in awe of the perfect "Snare him a wife, and we'll all watch him breed" - LOL! - 555
Dominic L. - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Eat the mango made me laugh. 555! Great pacing, very funny.
Rick C - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Excellent parody with a great twist ending. 555
Larry Hensley - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny ABC
Adam Eccleshall - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) The spoof is out there. Great song :-)
Scathe - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Freaky stuff.
Arwen - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Funny Funny Funny...just about as good as a parody can be. Great job, Johnny.
Jeff Reuben - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Excellent job on a tough song. Good ending.

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