Song Parodies -> Space Alien Rhapsody
| Original Song Title: | "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Space Alien Rhapsody" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Those little grey guys
They just snuck up on me
Caught while out hiking
No escape from their stun-ray beam
Opened my eyes,
Looked into THEIR eyes --- and SCREAMED !!!
I'm just an Earth boy, you have no need of me,
'Cause I'm not so smart, not so tall,
Not your best, choice at all !
Don't you aliens know, there's no anti-matter in me,
In me...
Mama, they've got me now
Put a gun against my buns,
Pulled their trigger, now I'm stunned
Mama, life had just begun
But now they've gone and dragged my ass away
Mama, oooo
Didn't mean to make you cry,
I won't be back again this time tomorrow,
'Cause I'm gone, kidnapped on, a starship of antimatter...
Too late, lift-off has come,
Sends shivers down my spine -
Warping out of space and time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Earth behind and face their zoo
Mama, oooo - (don't you aliens know)
I don't want to die!
Now I'm wishing I'd never been born at all...
I see a little silhouette of an Earth-man,
In our zoo, in our zoo, will you feed him a mango?
Please no don't you're frightening - very very frightening me!!
Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango - there you go - now eat it slow
I'm just an Earth boy, nobody loves me
He's just an Earth boy, from an Earth family
Snare him a wife, and we'll all watch him breed
No please don't, kidnap no, can't you make a clone?
We WILL not NO! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Never make a clone, ah oh oh - No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
All right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, don't make a clone!
Our Stasis-Tub has a level put aside to breed, to breed, TO BREED
So you think you can clone me and make a new " I " ?
So why kidnap some woman from Earth then, oh why ???
Oh baby - you want zoo-bred Earth babies!!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!!
Then I just remembered,
The joke's on them not me...
Then I just remembered -
I had had a vasectomy!
...Don't you aliens know...
They just snuck up on me
Caught while out hiking
No escape from their stun-ray beam
Opened my eyes,
Looked into THEIR eyes --- and SCREAMED !!!
I'm just an Earth boy, you have no need of me,
'Cause I'm not so smart, not so tall,
Not your best, choice at all !
Don't you aliens know, there's no anti-matter in me,
In me...
Mama, they've got me now
Put a gun against my buns,
Pulled their trigger, now I'm stunned
Mama, life had just begun
But now they've gone and dragged my ass away
Mama, oooo
Didn't mean to make you cry,
I won't be back again this time tomorrow,
'Cause I'm gone, kidnapped on, a starship of antimatter...
Too late, lift-off has come,
Sends shivers down my spine -
Warping out of space and time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Earth behind and face their zoo
Mama, oooo - (don't you aliens know)
I don't want to die!
Now I'm wishing I'd never been born at all...
I see a little silhouette of an Earth-man,
In our zoo, in our zoo, will you feed him a mango?
Please no don't you're frightening - very very frightening me!!
Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango! (Eat the mango!)
Eat the mango - there you go - now eat it slow
I'm just an Earth boy, nobody loves me
He's just an Earth boy, from an Earth family
Snare him a wife, and we'll all watch him breed
No please don't, kidnap no, can't you make a clone?
We WILL not NO! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
We WILL not! We will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Will not make a clone!
(Make a clone!)
Never make a clone, ah oh oh - No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
All right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, all right I'll breed, don't make a clone!
Our Stasis-Tub has a level put aside to breed, to breed, TO BREED
So you think you can clone me and make a new " I " ?
So why kidnap some woman from Earth then, oh why ???
Oh baby - you want zoo-bred Earth babies!!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!!
Then I just remembered,
The joke's on them not me...
Then I just remembered -
I had had a vasectomy!
...Don't you aliens know...
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ROFL!
Lots of good lines: "Our Stasis-Tub has a level put aside to breed" is sheer genius, as was the punchline. Glad to hear they let you go for long enough to post this (or do they have broadband on their spaceship?)
It was all good reading and funny!! Especially the end...lol
Support your secret governement; Abduct yourself!
Oh ,and Phil, I guess it was the clone that came back and posted. :-)
Oh ,and Phil, I guess it was the clone that came back and posted. :-)
Wow. This is the first absolutely PERFECT parody I've heard of this; a very difficult song to do, but you've pulled it off admirably. 5/5/5
neminem (and everybody else so far!), thank you very much!
Over the top Johnny. ROFLMAO. Magnifico! You nailed that internal rhyme down well. Well done!
Thanks Guy!
another over the top masterpiece Johnny.. another artist I'm going to have to read often.. you, merry, royce,pips, wildy, diva, Michael, phil florios...Guy..snags, monkeys.. too much reading not enough writing.. and of course the new ace Rick duncan 5-5-5 again great work
Excellent job!
LOL, Nice work!
Thanks again!
New Ace? Thanks Malc. I always thought I was the Joker. Good job Johnny.
Rick - glad you liked this one! Thanks for the good word. I'm giving Bohemian Rhapsody a rest now. Let others go now where seething multitudes have gone before...
:-D
Thanks very much Rice Cube! :-)
I keep reading your bohemian Parodies and they keep getting better!!! This is the best so far (but then so was the last one!!)
Thanks Barx!
Hey I like it! Very cool! =D
Thank you, Anny! ;-)
Your welcome Johnny D---keep up the good work! Your parodies get better and better with each one! =D
(ABC-S05) As long as they didn't give you an anal probe! Being the ST dork that I am though, wouldn't a ship made of anti-matter explode instantly if you came in contact with it? I'm surprised it didn't since no one can contain Johnny D! 5s, and great to see one of your earlier ones as well.
(ABC) Have a mango on me! 555
(S) excellent JD - Agri pinched the mango reference, but I was also a bit in awe of the perfect "Snare him a wife, and we'll all watch him breed" - LOL! - 555
Eat the mango made me laugh. 555! Great pacing, very funny.
(ABC05) Excellent parody with a great twist ending. 555
Very funny ABC
(ABC) The spoof is out there. Great song :-)
(ABC) Freaky stuff.
ABC--Funny Funny Funny...just about as good as a parody can be. Great job, Johnny.
ABC: Excellent job on a tough song. Good ending.
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