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Song Parodies -> "Hylian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hylian Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

This song is about the Legend of Zelda series by Nintendo. The games it deals with are: Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time, and A Link to the Past. Hope all you Zelda fans will like this.
(Princess Zelda) This is the good life
Medieval fantasy
The Hero of Time
Saving all of humanity

(Link) Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
The moon is falling
Four giants, hear our plea

Cause I'm easy come, easy go
Pointy ears, mighty bow
(Gannon) Anywhere that boy goes
Doesn't really matter to me
To me

(Agahnim) Gannon just killed a man
Put his sword up to his head
Shoved it in and now he's dead
Gannon, life had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Gannon, ooo
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
You can conquer the world as if nothing really matters

(Link) Too late
My time has come
Gotta leave this tree of mine
Navi's shaking all the time
Goodbye, Great Deku Tree
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and save Hyrule

Navi, ooo
Won't you please shut up
I sometimes wish I never left bed at all

(Townsfolk) I see a little sillouhetto of a boy
Could it be
Could it be
Little Link has come to save us

(Link) Time travel and aging
Enemies engaging me
Princess Zelda (Princess Zelda)
Princess Zelda (Princess Zelda)
Princess Zelda, where'd ya go?

Oh Gannon, no

(Link) I'm just a forest boy, I have no fairy
(Great Deku Tree)He's just a forest boy, he lives with the Kokiri
Oh, spare him this life of this monstrosity

Got a sword
Got a shield
Mido, let me through
(Mido) I hate you! No! I will not let you through!
(Saria) Let him through!
(Mido) I hate you! I will not let you through!
(Saria) Let him through!
(Mido) I hate you! No! I will not let you through!
(Link) Let me through!
(Mido) Will not let you through!
(Link) Let me through!
(Mido) Will not let you through!

(Link) Oh let me through
(Mido) No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

(Link) Oh silly Mido, silly Mido
Silly Mido let me through

Oh Gannondorf
Has his phantom put aside for me
For me
For me

(Gannon) So Link thinks he can fight and stab me in the eye
So Link thinks he can seal me and leave me to die
Oh, Zelda
Can't do this to me Zelda
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here

(Link)Nothing really matters
All Hyrule can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
To me

(Gannon) Anywhere that boy goes
Visit my website, The Legend of Zelda: Quest for the Triforce for lots of Zelda stuff.

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Mr Dude - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A funny Queen parody. Just one tiny problem: the spelling of Ganon and Ganondorf. G-A-N-O-N! It was only Gannon on the original Zelda, but your parody deals with OoT, MM and ALttP!
Nebula's Main Man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I second Mr Dude's comment, and even then, it was only a glitch. In the manual it was Ganon and on the Collector's Edition version, it too was Ganon.

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