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Song Parodies -> "Dubya's Dumber Than Dirt"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Dubya's Dumber Than Dirt"

Parody Written by:

Sara Rose

The Lyrics

Shrub walks up to the podium
With a blank look in his eyes
Anyone can see he's really dumb
And his head is full of lies
Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
What words will he mangle today?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
What's he trying to say? Huh??

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Hey , he can't pronounce that name
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
(instrumental)
How did Dubya ever win
When he can't even speak?
With Kate, Jeb and the Supremes on his side
The man is still a geek
Is he happy is he satisfied?
How long can he stand the heat?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
While his followers bleat.

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Hey, he can't pronounce that name
Dubya's dumber than dirt!

(instrumental)

Hey Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dubya's dumber than dirt! Hey hey
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dubya's dumber than dirt!

Ohh nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Al Gore won the popular vote
The GOP didn't care
They said Dubya
Only Dubya's
Gonna get the White House
Because we want him there
What did we do to deserve this farce?
How much more can we stand to hear?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
Run and cover your ears.

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Hey , he can't pronounce that name
Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya's dumber than dirt!
Are you ready are you ready for this?
What words will he mangle today?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
What's he trying to say?

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 112

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