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Song Parodies -> "Movie Store Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Movie Store Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

Is this a Drama?
Sci-fi or fantasy?

Well it's not Star Wars,
But it sure is a good movie

Open the case, and take out the DVD,

I'm just a poor boy, VCR is good for me,
I rent VHS, all the time, Sticker says, please rewind,
All the special features, they don't really matter to me, to me

Check out, my speakers, man!
The explosions are so loud, especially with surround sound,

Herman, headphones do the trick,
But 'cause of you I threw them all away,

Bo-ob, ooh, I don't mean to make you cry,
But your movie is due back this time tomorrow,
Please rewind, please rewind, or they'll charge you seven dollars

Too late, the time has come,
I know they should've been back at 4, now I will be charged for more
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta set up an account at another place
Herman, ooh, I don't want to die,
I just don't want to have to pay late charges

(instrumental part, music speeds up at the end)

It is the 15th I get my paycheck today,

Close the store! Close the store! Herman's renting more movies!

"Perfect Storm" and "Matrix", every game for PS2!

(Halleiluyah) Halleiluyah (Halleiluyah) Halleiluyah, Halleiluyah we're
closing early!
Wokers go home!

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy, can't afford DVDs!
Late charges high, better call security!

Easy man, easy go, I really have to go!

Bismillah! No, You haven't returned "Fargo"
(Let him go!) Bismillah! You haven't returned "Rambo"
(Let him go!) Bismillah! You haven't returned "Psycho"
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Herman tell them, Herman tell them, Herman tell them, let me go
At Blockbuster there's a movie put aside for me, 'till three, 'till three!

(everyone gets in a big line at the video store and starts dancing in a
line doing the can-can)

So you think you can rent me and not please rewind?
So you think you can watch me a few dozen times?
Oh, Bobby, can't do this to me, Bobby,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

(Bob starts running, everyone and the movies are chasing him down the
road, image fades out and Bob wakes up from a dream)

I can still return them, It's 3:53,
I can still return them,
I can still return them, for free!

(Herman: He finally returned those...)

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