-> "Dubya, Come Back"
Original Song Title:
"Baby, Come Back" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dubya, Come Back"
Killing all our rights,
Dumping money straight down the ratholes;
Doing everything to rob our whole nation blind;
And while these horrid scum
Are raping our whole country again,
I'm wondering if we lost our collective mind.
Dubya come back! Any kind of fool can see
We were stupid; we had no cause to doubt you.
Dubya come back! You can blame my friends and me:
We were wrong, and we won't live long without you!
All day long, blood is running from DC's altar;
Trying to hold back the fires of our arrears,
But as the states melt down, our cities are all reeling again;
Who voted for these traitors and queers!?
Dubya come back! (Come quickly!) Have another term or three;
There's just no one who does it as well as you.
Dubya come back! Bring along your friend Cheney.
We were wrong; we had no good cause to razz you.
Did we just lose it altogether?
Did we blow every last fuse in our heads?
Are we that crazy?
Will we be permanently?
Dubya come back! (Oh, please...) Save our idiocracy!
Please do something; you've got your wits about you.
Dubya come back! (Listen, Dubya...) Forgive our idiocy!
Don't be gone, 'cause we won't live long without you!
Don't be gone, 'cause we won't live long--
Dubya come back! (Dubya, please...) Stay 'til the next century;
We've got nothing better than you old-timers.
Dubya come back! You could not do this badly
Even if you were suffering Alzheimer's.
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