So ya thought ya might like to go to the School?
To feel the cold chill of derision and act like a fool?
Well, I got some bad news for you students
Mrs. Babbish , she fell down a long stairwell
So they sent me here as the Substitute Teach
You better look out, I'm the nastiest leech!

Are there any jerks throwing spitballs at my right?
You have no respect at all! (no respect at all!)
And you over there, did you talk back to me?
You have no respect at all! (no respect at all!)
To put it simply in English--why are you so rude?
Do you want me to call the Dean into the room?
There's a kid smoking a joint, what a sad lot!
Back In my day, you weren't supposed to get caught!