Hello, is there anyone awake here?
Just move one fingers for Yes
Move two fingers for No
C'mon now, let's make a paper airplane—Wow!
I can make a plane
Do you know that jerk named Jane?
Hey Max, you going to the concert, dude?
No, I'm grounded again
Oh boy, look at all these nerds

This is not pain we are receiving
It's just a place that we have no fun in
Because in this room, it's hot and humid
It makes our heads feel like lead balloons
No one absolutely cares at all
It's just life in the study hall
And that's about it all
I have become Pitiful Scum

OK, I'm going to play a little trick
I'll get up and go AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
And tell the Teacher I feel a little sick
But can I stand up?
My nerves aren't working very good
There is a numbness in my butt
That kid over there is a nut

This is not pain we are receiving
It's just a place we have no fun in
When we were young, we were cute little shrimps
Just learning how to dot the I
We were waiting for recess, but now it's gone
It has been replaced by study hall now
Ennui has grown, our brains are gone
We have become Pitiful Scum