-> "World Series Numb"
Original Song Title:
"Comfortably Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"World Series Numb"
The Lyrics
Hello?
Is there any chance out there?
Why haven't we won a World Series.
For 85 years now?
Come on,
We hear you're losing faith .
In the Red Sox games,
Playing the Yankees again.
SOX!
We need to kill the Bambino curse.
Do our basic stats,
Show us how good we are?
There is no other, greater clubhouse!
A distant championship on the horizon.
Glimpses of a brokedown New England,
You chant, but we can't hear what you're sayin'.
We all play in Boston, Fenway!
Our fans stay up past midnight
We got that feeling, but lose once again.
We can't understand how they feel about our plight.
This is not supposed to be.
We have become World Series numb.
Ok.
Just a little homerun.
There'll be no more...CHAAAAAAAAAANCES!
You may feel like breaking something.
But can't you applaud?
I do believe we tried. Hard.
That'll keep you being our fans.
Come on it's time to chant.
There is no other, greater clubhouse!
A distant championship on the horizon.
Glimpses of a brokedown New England,
You chant, but we can't hear what you're sayin'.
When we were a young team we caught a glimpse,
Out of the corner of our eye
But we traded Babe to the Yankees.
I cannot understand why we did.
And now its 2003, 85 years later.
We have become World Series numb.
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