Come in here, dear girl, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, so kneel,
You have a sweetheart deal,
We're gonna make it if you try;
I'm gonna love you.
Well my wife says I have no respect,
And she means that most sincerely.
The cigar tastes fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, this thing stinks!
And did I tell you the name of the game, girl,
I call it hiding the semen stain.

They just found out.
You'd better get the hell out.
I gotta get the press out.
I owe it to the people.
They're so mad about the news account.
Everyone's being so mean,
Have you seen the news?
There's some real harsh reviews,
This could be made into a monster
If they all pull together as a team.
And did I tell you the name of the game, girl,
I call it hiding the semen stain.