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Song Parodies -> "The Barney Gumbel Drinking Song"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick In The Wall"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"The Barney Gumbel Drinking Song"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Shame on me for not watching The Simpsons as much as I should be, but I can't tell if Barney is sober or still a drunk. I like him better as a drunk, personally.
He don't need no prohibition
He don't need no booze control
When he gets that thirsty feeling
He just calls his good pal Moe
Hey Moe, gimme another beer
All he wants is just another beer in his gut
All he wants is just another beer in his gut

He don't want no bloody mary
He don't want no vodka shot
Just throw away that fuzzy navel
A frosty Duff will hit the spot
Hey Moe, gimme another beer
All he wants is just another beer in his gut
All he wants is just another beer in his gut

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 32

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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
He don't need no prohibition .... that cracked me up.
ratatouille (formerly bbbb) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job !
sk12er boi - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I give it all fives!
Mike Florio - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked him better drunk know a show is really getting old when they make drastic plot changes in every new episode, just like the episode where Barney became sober...that completely wrecked the charactor...but of course, my favorite episode where Barney had to go sober was the New York one...that one was hillarious! Anyway...nice paordy...
Tim Hall - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
mmmmmmm nice parody!
Peregrin - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
NB Cracker - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang! Man, who hired you, the Barney Scouts?
2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry about the...1...2...whatever some-odd months between when you put this out and when I read it but good parody. I thought the main verse should have more kick, but then remembered that this is, if nothing else, a very mellow band.
pickle - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pink Floyd historians will also know that when Syd Barrett was well into his acid phase, Roger Waters, Nick Mason and Rick Wright were all beer drinkers, so there is an element of truth in this parody. I also think Bender in 'Futurama' is a sci-fi version of Barney Gumbel - good one!
Trojan Cat - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A show about life in a small town isn't complete without the town drunk and Barney is a funny drunk.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
When I was Seventeen-I drank some very good bear I drank some very good beer i purchased- with a fake ID!!! My name was Brian McGee- I stayed up listening to Queen WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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