"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"
Ooooh, you cannot teach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you cry
Goodbye, mall world, it's over
Shop on by.

Sitting in a clunker here behind my mall
Waiting for the perms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my mall
Waiting for the bills to come.
We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Hilton
Town Mall where we're going to be...
Waiting to cut out the bedroom.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to shower the perms.
Waiting to put on a black skirt.
Waiting to weed out the earrings.
Waiting to smash in the widows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the braid.
Waiting to follow the perms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the dryers.
Waiting for the queens and the poons
and the rods and the doos.
Waiting to follow the perms.

Would you like to see Paul Mitchell
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the perms.
Would you like to send our boosted bosoms
Up again, my friend?

All you need to do is follow the perms.
The perms will convene outside Prixton Pus Station. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock down Stockwell Road {.... ......} {Abbot's Road } {.....} twelve minutes to three we'll be moving along Lambeth Road towards Vauxhall Bridge. Now when we get to the other side of Vauxhall Bridge we're in Westminster {Borough } area. It's quite possible we may encounter some {.....} by the way we go. {... ..}."