So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the mall.
To smell that warm smell of fresh pizza,
That Julius glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Stinky isn't well, she stayed back at the hotel
And she sent us along as a surrogate gang
We're gonna find out where you f**ks really stand.

Are there any mirrors in the theater tonight?
Hit em up against the mall!
There's one in the spotlight, it don't look right to me,
Hit it up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a loon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!