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Song Parodies -> "Becoming one (Valentine’s Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Becoming one (Valentine’s Version)"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Well I had wondered if I could tweak my earlier posted version to coincide with Valentine's Day. This is what I got. You could say it is based on the love them and leave them trope. I know there may be many reasons for divorces that go on, but I tried to generalize it here. I was trying for a timeless quality.
Hello, you can come into my house now
You’ve been here at other times
Our friendship we must discuss.
This is strange
Are you ready for change?
There is no need for pain
My new, love for you will gain
Tell me. (tell me, tell me)
Can you reciprocate that fact?
I will risk it all.
As your body does react

I see the display that you’re showing
It comes from, a place of, sin-cer-ity
You have a figure, I can, embrace
We may compete, but there never was a race
When we, were just kids, there was much grief
Parents that never, said goodbye
Now we have each other in our lives
I can’t complain, you should not worry now
Your bae won’t make you cry
I, can accept becoming one

(Guitar Solo)

I, can accept becoming one

(Verse 2)
Ok, can you please explain this?
These clothes are not MIIIIIIINE!!
It’s interfering with our bliss
Do I know him?
Or is this some other girl, huh*
How will you explain this to our child
Libido running wild

This hos-til-ity is quite normal
It frequents ratings, on tv talk shows
I know that parenting challenge failed
Future is screwed, there’s no use in explaining
When we were engaged, It felt just like a dream
A solid purpose in my life
Time worn me out and I got bored
Mid-life crisis has hit me really hard
It’s better if, you divorce me
I can’t accept becoming one

(Guitar Solo/Outro)
* = cheaters can be any gender and I am trying to apply this to all kinds of relationships that occur. This song would be better performed as a duet, not solo. Happy Valentines Day couples and singles.

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