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Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Comfortably Dumb"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Is there any money in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, cow,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
I'll need some inflammation first.
Just the basic Sacs.
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pay you are receiving
A distant tip, smock on the horizon.
You are only coming through in shades.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a Beamer
My folks spent just like two baboons.
Now I've got that queezing once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably dumb.

Just a little sinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little prick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's jerking, good.
That'll keep you going through the snow
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pay I am receiving
A distant clip, skirt on the horizon.
You are only coming through in raves.
Your hips move but I can't see what you're wearing.
When I was wild
I caught em beating wimps
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but they were gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably dumb.

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