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Song Parodies -> "The New Curse"

Original Song Title:

"The Thin Ice"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"The New Curse"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Hello. This track is more directed towards the prequel comic from mlp which would lead to the events of the EQG franchise starting out. To keep this conflict between the human world and equestrian interference, I think it helps to know your (fr)enemy. It was already known through Twilight Sparkle what it takes to be the "best student". I am assuming that Princess Celestia's sister, Princess Luna would have some understanding to what Sunset Shimmer went through, so she might be best to take the lead to sing this.
(Sunset shimmer in equestria)
(Sung by Princess Luna as witness to events)
You stand before a regal lady
With much potential for you
She thought you could grow some wings
And a better attitude to
But Ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh, no
Ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh, no
Ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, no

If you have ambition
And you don’t want to get strange looks
Mulling around the library stacks
With a million written books
Don’t be surprised when the stress is too much
And nothing else could be worse
You lash out at your mentor, and then lose your mind
When you cross a magical glass pane
That becomes your new curse.
(Outro to the song)
(Sunset crosses over to the human world)

You may know the enemy, but I will leave a list of Picket Gate's posse: Scalding Wok, Snowmound Pile, Ivy Drip, Retrogradient, and Lightning Dust (I know needed an athletic person). I will provide some backstory of each of these characters as they do share a friendship connection to Picket Gate. The main leader Picket Gate's backstory in the next track. Next track: More Feet To Your Grave Part I

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