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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Home"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Home"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Home"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

"Alright, I'll take care of them part of the time, but there's somebody else that needs taking care of in Washington"
"Who's that?"
"Rose Palmer!"
"Rose Palmer? Who's that?"
[Kid screams in background. foreground: "Shut Up!"]
"36-24-36 [laughter] does that answer your question?"
[foreground: "Oi! I've got a little black purse with me panties in!"]
"Who's she?"
"She was 'Miss Fashion Division' in 2001... "
I've got a little black purse with my panties in.
Got a bag with a beeper and a phone.
When I'm a good hag, they sometimes throw me baloney.

I got plastic bags keepin my shoes on.
Got those swollen ankles too.
Got thirty bottles of spritz in my wallet to choose from.
I've got Zima light.
And I've got second sight.
And amazing powers of masturbation.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On my cell phone to you
There'll be somebody home.

I've got the obligatory Paltrow perm.
And the inevitable price tag burns
All down the front of my favorite satin skirt.
I've got nicoret stains on my chompers.
I've got a little dog on a chain.
I've got six-inch heels to prop up my mortal remains.

I've got wild spreading thighs.
And I've got a strong urge to whine.
But I got no one to cry to.
Ooooh, Dave when I pick up the phone
"Surprise, surprise, surprise..." (from Gomer Pyle show)
There's still Somebody home.

I've got a pair of Dunhill boots
and I got fading blonde roots.
"Where the hell are you?"
"Over 47 generic pumps were destroyed with the loss of only 15 of our own aircraft"
"Where the hell are you Simon?"
[Machine gun sound, followed by plane crashing]

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