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Song Parodies -> "Another Day at Walmart"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink FLoyd

Parody Song Title:

"Another Day at Walmart"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Thought I was dead, didn't you? Well I can't exactly say I'm back, but I haven't forgotten you guys! Maybe you forgot me though...super sad face. But anyway I wrote a parody based on a job at Walmart. This includes the song "Happiest Days of Our Lives" but I couldn't fit both titles in the original title space so there...
(The Happiest Job on the Planet)

"You! Yes you! Move faster man!"

(explosive intro)

I get laid off at Home Depot
Get a certain job at Walmart, where you get yelled everyday you work
For moving too slow, or doing a poor job of stacking stock
As items move your way on a conveyer belt from the truck

But from the top it is well known that the managers who run the show
Will only shovel more and thrash you, until their hand bleeds blood red!

(interlude)

(Another Day at Walmart)

We don't want no underpaid wage
We don't want no shouting boss
A store that sells such poorly made things
Why is this store at the top?

Hey! Walton! How'd you get so high?

All in all it's just another day at Walmart...
All in all it's just another day at Walmart...

We don't want to work with weirdos
Supervisors who only yell
Where harder workers get lower wages
Come on, Walmart, what the hell?

Hey! Walmart! How'd you get so high?

All in all, it's just another day at Walmart
Everyday, it's just my, Goshdarned life at Walmart...

(solo)

"Wrong! Stack it again!"
"If we don't have it in stock! It's not going to be in the back! Why would it be in the back if you don't see it in stock?!"
"You! Yes, you over there in the break room! Back to work man!"
(repeat shouted lines until fade out)
Sorry for my year long absence! Don't know how much I will be able to contribute due to my job and life now...but will certainly try to keep them coming...still gotta get to parody 100...

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Lifeliver - April 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Interesting and funny idea. I like the way you used the spoken lyrics. A couple of glitches with syll count, and yell is a transitive verb, so the missing preposition jars. Otherwise I enjoyed this.
SamuraiMaster - April 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah I'm a little rusty. Happiest Days of Our Life probably wasn't the first song to tackle to get feet wet, but oh well.
Agrimorfee - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment
As a longtime Amirighter and Pink Floyd maniac, I heartily approve of this parody. Rusty in the pacing in some spots but this was VERY good. Consider doing the entire album, call it "The WALL-mart"?
SamuraiMaster - April 20, 2013 - Report this comment
It's certainly not out of question heh...

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