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Song Parodies -> "Wheeze"

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Pink Floyd

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Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's health has taken a turn for the worse as he battles a "new and severe" lung infection in the wake of a trouble-plagued cancer surgery, that he received courtesy of Castro's Cuba, the Venezuelan government said Monday.
(Intro, fade up, sounds of heart lung machine and labored breathing, begin music)
(Long intro, ain’t it?)

Wheeze; wheezing for air
Laid up; intensive care
Wheeze; hard to breathe
Thrash around; aching lungs pound
Long you lived but when you die
The only folks you’ll get to cry
Will have all have guns against their head
Won’t mean too much ‘cause you’ll be dead

Lung, ‘fected lung
Wheeze and gasp, won’t see the sun
When at last the tyrant’s gone
Don’t relax it’s time to cheer another one
Long you lived but you’ll soon die
And tears of joy the people cry
You’re greeted with a jaunty wave
As they Buh-Bye you to your grave
Just as I post this I learn the terrible but not unexpected news that Hugo Chavez has died. I'll let someone else use "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead"

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Old Man Ribber - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Onslaught - It appears that Rob, you, and I were not fans of Chavez. Good for us and good parody. ;D

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