-> "Dark Side Of Shamu (2011 Redux)"
Original Song Title:
"Brain Damage/ Eclipse"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dark Side Of Shamu (2011 Redux)"
The Lyrics
The killer fish will make a splash
The killer fish will rake in cash
He jumps through flames
For old sardines and bass
But that’s not all his teeth are going to gnash
The killer fish is in the bowl
The killer fish swallows your sole
The water holds him so he can’t beach on the shore
Don’t be afraid the water park’s secure
But if the tank breaks open
We shall meet our doom!
And he will first consume his trainer Bill!
Then he’ll have a la mode all of us tourists too
You’ll see him on the Dark Side of Shamu!
Oooooooh, Nooooooo, Goooooo!!!!
[In the background the sounds of whale calls… That sound kind of like evil cackling]
The killer fish is under fed
The killer fish you’ve got to dread
Godzilla’s tame, King Kong is lame
Be scared of the whale that lost his brain!
He’ll start a war
Against the land and sea!
Those walruses he’ll add to his army!
He’s got a blood thirst that sightseers should fear!
No trout can quench his hunger here
(Ohhhhhh!!! Noooooo!!!!)
And if your hand is bit while giving goldfish food
(Pain! Pain! Pain!!!!)
You know they’ve joined the Dark Side of Shamu!
Whooooooooaaaaa!!!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
Broooooooooo!!!!!!
[Shamu]
“I can’t think of anything except… KILL ALL THE HUMANS!!!
I’m pretty ominous! Bwa! Ha! Ha!!!”
“BWA!!! HA!!!! HA!!!!”
Tourists he’ll munch
On his killing spree
Won’t be with haste
Watch them squeal
He’s sick of his job
Living in a crate
Theme park’s unjust
He’s their slave!
Cause all that they give
Is fish on their reel
But he’s no small fry
He needs a damn meal!
He once entertained
The girls and boys
By jumping through hoops
But how he just slays!
So read my last tweet
Keep onto your receipt
If he takes a bite
You’ll get a discount Sprite!
There’s no need to frown
The Orca’s been hurled
In aquariums
So everything’s great at Sea World, Cause Shamu...
Is trapped and he’ll never get loose!!!
[Spoken Outro]
“There no Dark Side of Shamu but look out for the sharks”
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