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Song Parodies -> "Another Dick, Minus Caul (Rush Limbaugh's theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick in the Wall, Part II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Another Dick, Minus Caul (Rush Limbaugh's theme)"

Parody Written by:

DC-9

The Lyrics

Rush Limbaugh claimed (falsely) the other day that President Obama wants to mandate circumcision. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/aug/27/rush-limbaugh/limbaugh-circumcision-obama-cdc/
Now, if you believe what Limbaugh says,
"Obama wants to scalp the heads
Of all the newborn boys born in our land

You must protect your penis
From the White House Moyel in Chief
'Cause he won't cut your taxes
But he WILL cut your stick of beef"

But it is also quite well known
That Limbaugh is so fat
Under all his folds of blubber
No one will ever find his "gat".

(Limbaugh sings:)

We don't need no circumcision
We don't need no dong control
No gov'ment brisses for our infants
'Bama, leave our dicks alone

Hey, 'Bama, leave our dicks alone

All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul
All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul

(2-day-old "dittoheads" sing):

We don't need no circumcision
We don't need no dong control
No gov'ment brisses for our infants
'Bama, leave our dicks alone

Hey, 'Bama, leave our dicks alone

All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul
All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul

(Limbaugh shouts):

Go on, hide your dick!
Go on, hide your dick!
If you don't peel your meat, you can't have any healthcare. How can you get any healthcare if you don't peel your meat?
(this is when Limbaugh holds up a knife)
Hey you! You with the foreskin! Hold still, laddie!

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Timmy1000 - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This was hilarious. Glad to see you added the guys shouting at the end, just like in OS. 555
A moyel - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I think I cut a little too much. Thanks!
Gari J - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Seems to be a lot of problems with the golden boy of politics in the USA. any way that chorus had me in stiches. 555

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