I am just a new girl,
Stranger in this gown.
Where are all the good guys?
Who's gonna show this bad girl around?
Ooooh, I need a worthy item.
Ooooh, I need a flirty bra.

Will some water in this pushup land
Help me capture a real man?
Take this cock and bull lingerie
Oooh, booty set me free.

Ooooh, I need a flirty bosom.
Ooooh, I need a wealthy guy.
[Phone rings..Clink of receiver being lifted]
"Yellow..?"
"Yes, a collect call for Mrs. S from Mr. E.
Will you accept the outfits from JC Penney?"
[clunk! of phone being put down]
"Oh, She hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why she hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your hooch there to answer?"
[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
"Hello?"
"This is JC Penney's calling, are we reaching...
[interrupted by phone being put down]
"See she keeps hanging up, and it's a skank answering."
[whirr of connection being closed]