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Song Parodies -> "Gusts, Aunt Em"

Original Song Title:

"Us And Them"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Gusts, Aunt Em"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...oz meets pink floyd...
gusts...aunt em
house wafts and hauls
we're where we ain't been, too
odd, doncha know
its not where we would cruise

"horrors", we cried
as we neared
and the bad witch died
the house, on her, sat
as she lie there, crushed flat
munchkins vocalized

black...foul mood
a hook nosed wicked witch
of ghoulish hue
up...and down
on bricks, we're sent
they go on round and round and round

creatures, absurd
as the journey occured
a scarecrow joined my side
man...of...tin...then a furry backed friend
a lion with no pride

down...and out
we get no help
because the wizard was a lout
witch...has clout
her monkeys fly
i'm clutched...i'm flying all about

i have my way
on this dizzy day
the witch, the melting kind
the water pail flies
she utters surprise
the old...crone...dies

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Timmy1000 - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice spacey OS to use with this story.
alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy
Andria - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Timmy 1K, and this was yet another great retelling of "The Wizard of Oz". I have a suggestion for some new parodies of yours: base them on the movie "Christine", as well as "Psycho" and "Oz". I might do a few myself. Great job, and 5s.
TJC - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Frank-ly, you sir, are the Baum!
alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andria...and thanks for the suggestions...i've done oz and psycho but never tried christine....thanks
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
perfectly poised parody to progress (btw those are coincidental "p"s) that wacky theory that if you play Dark Side Of The Moon whilst watching Wizard Of Oz, both works make more sense - 555
2Eagle - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You're a good witch.
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
The master of the movie-themed parody keeps the standard high. Brill stuff, al. 555
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I like your telegraphic style of telling these words wasted
Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey alvin! Long time! Loved this one, specially the last line heh heh.
MrMacphisto - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job... I loved the last line in particular... :)
alvin - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks stuart....heard of the floyd/oz bit...never tried it....thanks kristof...glad ya enjoyed....thanks peregrine....thanks macphisto
Parody Keet - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Uncanny - a momentary stroke of genius. Were a musical impressionist to sing it ... wow.
alvin - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks PK

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