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Song Parodies -> "Some Turd-ugly Scrum"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Some Turd-ugly Scrum"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Did you ever see a rugby scrum and wonder what would happen if their was a pile of dog doo in the middle of it? Hopefully, you haven't.
Hello, hello, hello,
Is there any football in there?
Just bodies doing Rugby
In there, pushing on my "bum"

Come on, plow
I fear you're seeing brown,
I foresee the stain
And get "doo" on my feet again.

Egads, egads, egads,
I see something horrid, it's worse,
Just a great big stack,
Can I go into reverse?

There is more strain, you are competing,
A smelly chip pokes out and is risin',
It is only wafting up in waves,
The chip moves as it is near where I'm playin'
Then I was defiled, smellin' like beaver,
My landing onto "doo" sand dunes,
Now I am just reeling and in stain,
I can't disdain, I push against my man,
This is just how I am,
I have begun some turd-ugly scrum.

Guitar solo

OK, OK, OK,
Just a little skin nick,
They'll be no more, aaaaaah
But I now feel it really thick,
Can you stand it? Stand it? Stand it?
I do believe it's stinking, oooh!
That'll keep me pushing for the goal,
Come on, it's time to go.

There is more strain, you are competing,
A smelly chip pokes out and is risin',
It is only wafting up in waves,
The chip moves as it is near where I'm playin'
Then I was reviled and fought those bleedin' simps,
Out on the field, I heard a cry,
I yearned to look 'cause he was done,
I canned his butt, he lingers on it now,
His rile has grown
His steam is drawn and
I have begun some turd-ugly scrum.

Guitar solo out

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alvin - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
vividly disgusting....5s

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