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Song Parodies -> "Comfortably Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Comfortably Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Jello (echo of jello, jello)
Is there any funny fruit there
Just prod it, wiggle, spear it
Is your silly putty gone?

Come on now,
I fear I'm just a clown
I have peas for brain
And get so lost in this refrain

Exlax (echo of exlax, exlax)
I need some infomercial burst
Just the crazy facts
Can you show me where it squirts?

I have no brain, I am conceding,
I did some hip coke, I'm in the "fried" zone
You are only bumming glue I crave
Your clips groove, but I have beer while I'm praying
When I was a-wild, I had some reefer
My glands felt just like blue cartoons
Now I've got drug dealing as a plan,
I can't explain, you would not like my brand,
This is just how I am,
I have become comfortably dumb.

Guitar solo

OK, (echo of OK, OK)
Just a little Chapstick,
They'll be so sore, aaaaaaah
But you may steal a skittle quick,

Can you stand it?
I puke and grieve it's working good,
That'll keep it slowing what I know
Come on, your brain's in woe.

I have no brain, I am conceding,
I did some hip coke, I'm in the "fried" zone
You are only bumming glue I crave
Your clips groove, but I have beer while I'm praying
When I was reviled, I sought a TV glimpse,
Out of the scorn that was my "high",
I turned to think but I was gone,
I cannot put a picture on it now
Reviled, alone,
My brain is gone and
I have become comfortably dumb.

Guitar solo out

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Agrimorfee - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
One of my favorite tunes of all time...and I parodied this with the same title in mind. Yours works better. Very funny and surreal subs. ("Come on" and "glimpse" could have been replaced, but to hell with it).
Leo Keough - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know the OS, but it works just great as a stand-alone poem
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this is you brains...this is your brain on drugs...any questions about giving you 5s...nope
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Leo, this is from "Another Brick in the Wall" by Floyd. For those that saw the (very strange) movie, this was one of the great scenes.
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, I agree - I struggled with something for glimpse fo awhile, but my brain had turned to jello - probably from the squirt of exlax - sometimes, it just isn't there. Leo, the album name is The Wall. Another Brick was a song from it.
TJC - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff.... I'm with Leo on this, Timmy! (at the rate you're cranking these out, you may want to consider changing your handle to 'Timmonator2000'

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