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Song Parodies -> "John Key"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"John Key"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

John Key is New Zealand's National party leader, priming himself for prime minister job, but his latest policies doesn't sit well with me. Note: I'm using the JD Fortune's performance.
How many people right here, right now would vote for John Key?
How many people here right now wish they can get some trust from John Key?
How many people here right now wished they had and will never vote for John Key?

If you know some politics, come and prove me wrong
If you don't, fake it, 'cause I'm going to.

John Key
Get away!
Your tax cuts plans
Cost more than our total wages

John Key
Makes me gasp
You can't borrow more cash that we just never have

What if your plans fell through then just
Think about how we'll get through.

John Key
Get back
You can't build more jails
For the senses they lack

John Key
Huge mishap
Don't give me that
"Life is life", "No parole" crap

You know that
Boot camps just have the brats scared
Their resentments will never ever ever end

John Key
Waste of time
Consider carefully
But don't blame me if he is prime [minister]

John Key
So sad
He could be the one, the wrong way our country heads

If you ask me who I'll vote for
There's no surprise I will not give that away

Think through wisely babies!

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