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Song Parodies -> "A Dumb Mayor Of London"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"A Dumb Mayor Of London"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

About time we had a new Mayor Of London!
We don't need no bendy-buses
We don't need no Livingstone
Sir Boris Johnson makes no fusses
Hey Ken leave them jeeps alone!
Hey! Kenny! Leave them jeeps alone!
All in all he was a dumb Mayor Of London
All in all you was a dumb Mayor Of London

We don't need no unfair charges
We don't need no fare rises
Sir Boris Johnson never cringes
Hey Ken Leave the office now!
Hey! Kenny! Leave the office now
All in all he was a dumb Mayor Of London
All in all you was a dumb Mayor Of London

(Argument by Ken as he is escorted out!)

"Now, Pay it again"
"If you don't pay yer charge, you can't have any clear roads!"
"How can you have empty roads if you don't pay yer charge?!"
"You! Yes, you behind the wheel, get the bus! Reduce your carbon footprint!"

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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 5   1

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Jason - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Obviously Im the only person who knows about the Mayor Of London then!
MasonR - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
All I know about Livingstoned is that he wanted to dismantle the state of Israel, as if that was any of his business as Mayor of London.
Phil Alexander - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, that makes two "Mayor of London" parodies today, then... though I'm surprised that your "dumb Mayor" is about the previous rather than the current incumbent. I didn't particularly like Ken, but Boris as mayor is truly scary. NB, he hasn't been knighted.
Jason - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks MasonR and Phil.
Mallory - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess some people probably don't know about the mayor of London because they're from elsewhere, such as the US (where I live)...but that shouldn't stop them from reading/commenting on this parody. The content is good, but the pacing seems a tad off in places. So I'm gonna vote 4-5-5.
Jason - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Mallory.
Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, Jase! Nice to see you tackling politics, especially London's shambolic transport policy. Well done, sir. 555
Jason - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Mr K!

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