Song Parodies -> Half A Guitar
| Original Song Title: | "Have A Cigar" |
| Original Performer: | Pink Floyd |
| Parody Song Title: | "Half A Guitar" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
flyin' near
oh boy
half a guitar
flung by a rock star
see how it flies
its gonna land nearby
and i can snatch it if i try
i'm gonna shove through
well, i've always craved this sort of wreck
and i'll treasure it sincerely
that rock star really smashed it
though it wasn't on the blink
its on its way
in a wink
and if i missed it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
it is a relic i must obtain
it was tossed out
he hurled and it sailed out
just thrust and sent that guitar out
among the payin' people
i'm so happy
as i quickly bound
everybody else is just green
caused i grabbed the part
and right away, i dart
and i evade the ugly mob, here
i just keep runnin' faster
how i steam
cause if i lost it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
its quite a relic i have obtained
oh boy
half a guitar
flung by a rock star
see how it flies
its gonna land nearby
and i can snatch it if i try
i'm gonna shove through
well, i've always craved this sort of wreck
and i'll treasure it sincerely
that rock star really smashed it
though it wasn't on the blink
its on its way
in a wink
and if i missed it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
it is a relic i must obtain
it was tossed out
he hurled and it sailed out
just thrust and sent that guitar out
among the payin' people
i'm so happy
as i quickly bound
everybody else is just green
caused i grabbed the part
and right away, i dart
and i evade the ugly mob, here
i just keep runnin' faster
how i steam
cause if i lost it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
its quite a relic i have obtained
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Very clever idea. I've seen drum sticks, guitar picks, and sweaty towels flung into the audience, but never chunk of guitar. 555
Is that guitar half full or half empty? The parody is full of fun.
thanks mckludge...i'm proud to say i caught a pick that was flung by link wray...thanks john...like they say, you can't play a guitar with a broken neck
Just half a guitar?..I wouldn't fret about it...since you've created a finely tuned parody
A smash hit.
Wonderful! Pacing was perfect to a very difficult OS. We did Halve a Guitar some years ago (totally different subject matter), but I think your pacing outdid ours. Bravo!
Strangely, I was going to make the same assertion as Merry! Instead, I will say well done :)
Very hard to pace, but you captured a moment in time quite well. Cool!
he he he
thanks AFW...i won't fret since i'm not highly strung...thanks 2eagle....thanks merry and peregrin...odd minds think alike, i suppose...thanks agri and ann
Another 555 from me. The pacing is great and makes it easy to read and enjoy. And yes, Halve A Guitar a while back was great too. :-)
thanks neptunevsmars...great name !
Moe: Halve a guitar?
Joe: No thanks, just had one and I'm so stuffed I'm beginning to riff.
Too funny Alvin - you whack.
Joe: No thanks, just had one and I'm so stuffed I'm beginning to riff.
Too funny Alvin - you whack.
thanks guy
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