Mother do you think they'll pinch my bum?
Mother do you think they'll like this thong?
Mother do you think he'll try to pay my bills?
Mother should I leave the mall?
Mother should I run for management?
Mother should I trust my fashion-sense?
Mother will they put me in the hiring line?
Mother am I really buying?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you buy.
Mother's gonna make all your daydreams come true.
Mother's gonna put all her funds into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wig.
She won't let you buy, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep girly wealthy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama'll help to shop the mall.

Mother do you think it's small enough -- for me?
Mother do you think it's hideous -- on me?
Mother will it tear my little shirt apart?
Mother will it break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all your outfits for you.
Mama won't let anyone sneaky get through.
Mama's gonna wait up until you cash in.
Mama will always find out where they've been.
Mama's gonna keep girly wealthy and mean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You'll always be bratty to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?