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Song Parodies -> "Hey You (waffle house)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey You"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Hey You (waffle house)"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this while sitting at Waffle House one night.
Hey You (waffle house)

Hey you! Standing in the back
Getting high, smoking crack, can you serve me?
Hey you! Standing by the grill
With vacant eyes and standing still, can you serve me?

Hey you! Don't let them ignore me all night
And at this rate, they just might.

Hey you! Get off the f-in' phone
Don't look at me in that tone, can you serve me?
Hey you! With your ear at the juke box
You'd think I've got the f-in' pox, would you serve me?

Hey you! You look like you're hopped up on ludes
And I'm still waitin' on my food.

But it was only fantasy
I'll make her give me my food for free
No matter how I try they will not serve me
And my food is getting cold

Hey you! Scrubbing on those dishes
Ignoring all my wishes, can you serve me?
Hey you! At that other table
Good food fast is just fable, can you serve me?
Hey you! Stop flappin' your lip
I hope you know you're not getting a tip.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Tim Hall - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
5 pecan waffles for you!
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a visit I had at a Denny's a few months back. 555

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