-> "The Aisles"
Original Song Title:
"The Trial"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Aisles"
The Lyrics
[Security Guard]
Good evening, Brown; how are you?
The crowd will plainly show
The hoodlum who now sits before you
Was caught red-handed, caught shoplifting
Caught shoplifting, and then he tried to take over!
This will not do!
Call his employer!
[Floyd's Previous Boss]
I always thought he'd come to no good,
With those friends; no honor!
Well if I had had my way, I would've
Slapped him into shape!
But the law it states,
That beating up on minors
Well it is strictly forbidden
Glad I fired him, no pay!
[Floyd]
Lazy...boy with no motive,
I am lazy...truly a slacker
They must've taken my freedom away!
[Crowd of youngsters with their parents, looking on]
Lazy...boy with no motive,
He is lazy!
[Ex-Girlfriend]
You little sh*t, you're in it now,
I hope they lock you up for good!
You should've kissed with me
More often than you did, but no!
You had to go and be gay
Have you broken any hearts up lately?
Just five minutes in the backseat,
You and me - alone...
[Floyd's Mother]
Baaaaabbbbeeeee!!!
Come to mother Floydie, let me
Hold you in my arms
You know I never wanted him to
Hang out with these scene kids,
They are all just a bad influence
Cops, I beg you, let me take him home
[Floyd]
Lazy...I've lost my cell phone,
I am lazy...what will I do now?
There must have been disaster in the mall -
When I came in...
[Chorus of youngsters again]
Lazy...he's lost his cell phone,
He is lazy
[Sound of a number of heavy trucks pulling in, the riff to "Another Brick In the Wall" can be heard in the distance, on the piano located in the Von Maur section of the mall]
[Mr. Brown, Mall Owner]
This travesty, of this young man
It is oh so horrible, I can see
Why this hoodlum has been fired!
Through all the years at this place,
I have never heard at all
Of someone so depressing;
He has to hang out at the mall
The way you made them suffer,
You sweet girlfriend and mother
Fills me with the urge to prosecute!
[Guard]
(Hey Brown, spit on him!)
Since, my boy, you have
Churned up such a disgrace
I've decided to go, and
Be rid of this place!
[Turning and shouting to demolition crew that arrived earlier]
Tear down the mall!
[Crowd scatters outside, and chants]
[Throughout this, snippets of Floyd's childhood up to recent events are seen, flashing amongst the fleeing crowd]
Tear down the mall! Tear down the mall!
Tear down the mall! Tear down the mall!
Tear down the mall! Tear down the mall!
Tear down the mall! Tear down the mall!
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