-> "Poker Champ"
Original Song Title:
"Brain Damage"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Poker Champ"
Parody Written by:
Chris Demmer
The Lyrics
The Poker Champ is in first class, the poker champ is pretty fast
his stupid games, loud retarded laughs, gotta keep the viewers on my path
The poker champ is in the hall (of fame) He's standing up against the wall
The dealer holds my folded hand like once before, and every turn, the poker champ gets more
And if the poker champ folds many turns too soon, and if there is no room at the table
And if you change the channel to a dumb cartoon
You better buy the dark side of the moon
The poker champ is in my head (laughs) The poker champ got to my head
You raise the pot, to make the spot, you say you're losing but you're not
Just lock your door, throw away the key, because someone's leaving poor but it's not me
And if the clown bursts laughter in your face, Don't let your staight flush go to waste
And if the poker champ starts singing morbid tunes
You'd better buy the dark side of the moon!
(I'm going all in, (Erie laughter)
My hand is marvelous, hehe)
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