-> "Cold Brew"
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Cold brew - drinking with my buds
Cuddling up to all these suds
Will they catch me?
Cold brew - at the football game
Under false age with a false name
Will they get me?
Cold brew - how it helps me to get through the night
Gladly gave in - to tempting Coors Light
Cold brew -tastes like milk expired
Feeling drunk and feeling tired
Does it help me?
Cold brew - with my lip against the rim
Knocking back oh yet again
Cause it soothes me...
Cold brew - would you help me to drown out the sh*t...
Pop back the tab...I'm on my fifth
But it only inebriates
From the mall, I was banned
And now it is too late
No matter how you try
You could not relate
And the beers, sink into my gut
Cold brew - oh, what have I done?
Nailed a girl, weighed 401
Did I really?
Cold brew - bottles on the ground,
Wince in pain at every sound
Can you shut up?
Cold brew, you never helped me at all
I've an aching head...and aching balls
[TV is heard clicking on in the background, with snippets of various movies heard. Among them are Clerks, Old School, and Terms Of Enderament]
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