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Song Parodies -> "Cold Brew"

Original Song Title:

"Hey You"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Brew"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Floyd is so messed up and lost right now, he resorts to underage drinking. Not that I condone this at all. I am simply using it to further the story. I know such a subject shouldnt be funny, but Ill try to make it as light-hearted as I can.
Cold brew - drinking with my buds
Cuddling up to all these suds
Will they catch me?
Cold brew - at the football game
Under false age with a false name
Will they get me?
Cold brew - how it helps me to get through the night
Gladly gave in - to tempting Coors Light

Cold brew -tastes like milk expired
Feeling drunk and feeling tired
Does it help me?
Cold brew - with my lip against the rim
Knocking back oh yet again
Cause it soothes me...
Cold brew - would you help me to drown out the sh*t...
Pop back the tab...I'm on my fifth

But it only inebriates
From the mall, I was banned
And now it is too late
No matter how you try
You could not relate
And the beers, sink into my gut

Cold brew - oh, what have I done?
Nailed a girl, weighed 401
Did I really?
Cold brew - bottles on the ground,
Wince in pain at every sound
Can you shut up?
Cold brew, you never helped me at all
I've an aching head...and aching balls

[TV is heard clicking on in the background, with snippets of various movies heard. Among them are Clerks, Old School, and Terms Of Enderament]
Yeah I know, not funny. But then again, Hey You was probably the Wall's darkest moment, so in my attempt to keep up a certain semblance of a story line going, I decided to make the parody a little dark as well. And yeah, dont ask me about the Terms of Endearment thing in just seemed funny to me.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Boogers - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it was funnier than you thought it was (although I wouldn't have had the girl weigh 401...that's a little too much! :)). This parody can stand alone, too, so points for that as well.
Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Your showing real imagination and humor here. 555!!

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