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Song Parodies -> "A Thousand Pr*ck's We've Installed; Infomercia"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick In The Wall"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"A Thousand Pr*ck's We've Installed; Infomercia"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Uhthis one's about a hypothetical "Infomercial" advertisement for an Establishment specializing in "Penis Additions for Women".
We help girls who want erections
We help girls get balls to hold
You'll gasp and spasm; great orgasms
Specialize in well-toned bones

YAY! We just did our thousandth bone

Short or tall, we're proud; Another pr*ck's been installed
Cheers for all; That was the thousandth pr*ck we've installed

Our pr*ck's work in elevation
And they work down in deep holes
Our implantations; Always dazzling
Guaranteed; A good, stiff pole

HEY! Grease it – when you're home along

When installed we promise you will have well-formed balls
Any Problems? Why, just grab your phone and just call

Some folks call this "deviation"
Some folks holler, scream and moan
But here's a thought I had in passing
Business to mind – is their own

REACH US! By on-line or phone

Free-toll calls; Try us, we think that you'll be enthralled
Need a member? 'member – over thousand installed

Call! The number again: [toll-free phone number appears on screen]
If you're needing a "meat", we will give you a good one!
And not only a good one, but at a price you can't beat!
Yes, you! You want to fill that jockstrap?
Call Today!

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Paul Robinson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, my goodness...I've OFFENDED somebody...I guess, they're too gutless or incapable of verbal expression to tell me what they didn't like...are they Pink Floyd Cultists who can't bear their songs being parodied? Or maybe a "blue-nose" offended by the word "pr*ck"...or maybe some moral outrage on the topic...geez, if they tell me I could consider their POV. 'Cause, you know, I think the pace is just spot on here and, personally, I think it's pretty damned funny (but I feel that way about all my stuff - lol). But they didn't comment, so I guess I get to keep the "1's" and they get to kiss my virtual *ss ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a scream...glad it got in...the song i mean
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, the parody got fully installed this time ~ ~ ~
Fitu Petaia - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
It was me who voted 1s Mr Robinson, since I always get low votes.
PMS - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555 to you Mr Robinson!
Red Ant - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, great pacing and funny, so I had to vote 1s out of jealousy. Just kidding of course about the 1s, I strapped-on some 5s; I hope that doesn't freak you out - lol. Oh, as for "Penis Additions for Women", there is a medical term for that operation: addadictomy (which I've used elsewhere but won't shamelessly plug).
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, let me deal with the negative first here, OK? Fitu, that makes absolutely no sense to me, although it was polite of you to at least come forward. I thank you for that. But I don't really get the connection and I find the reasoning pretty lackluster here. For a start, let me stipulate that I don't happen to be someone who gives you low scores. I can't say I like your stuff, but I just don't vote on it. Actually, since we are in an "honesty' mode now, I really never even read it any more - when I have in the past I haven't found it to be very good. But the solution to your frustration is not giving other people bad scores (particularly when their stuff happens to be good), but in working to improve YOUR OWN stuff. I have a suggestion, Fitu - when you look at the work of writer's who generally get very good scores you should try and see HOW they are constructing their pieces...I mean, it isn't just 'luck' that some writer's usually score well. On a personal level, if you don't think I work hard and devote considerable energy and focus to my work you are very sadly mistaken. It BOTHERS me to post work that is less than the best I can do. Sometimes I have lines that seem "OK" and would not cause anyone to lower my scores but I STILL spend time studying alternatives that might make them better....smoother to sing - or to give that line more (or less) emphasis in the story. When I make the effort to do this I sometimes come up with ideas that make a "good" parody an "excellent" one - even though changing that one place might mean having to re-write entire sections...if I think it elevates the piece to a higher level I'm gonna do it. Whew! OK...I think I've made my least i have to myself. So, anyway - I'll's hardly the end of the World or the end of anything, you know.. And - as I promised, if you tell me in your comment why you scored my work the way you did I will, indeed, give you an answer - as I just did. Look, if your low scores make you resentful of me or others because they get higher ones then you ought to spend some time working harder to improve YOUR craft. Hell, don't do it for me, I don't really care what you do - if you really feel the need to dump frustration or whatever on me or others I guess you are going to do it. But don't think it does anything to improve what you do just because you manage to annoy me, OK...because I'm going to write the same way I do the next time and I know that what I post will get reasonably decent scores overall. I welcome you to read my stuff - you can give them bad scores if you think they aren't well don't have to give me good scores if you like them, it doesn't matter. Maybe you don't like my style - tastes differ. Read some of the other folks who get good scores, study what they are doing - learn SOMETHING, for Chrissakes. OK Rant over. To the others, I'll be back in a few minutes to acknowledge you. You might not see my replies back if you have to wade thru this rant. Fitu - Peace be with you. Although annoyed at the moment I tried to be constructive in my response. You know I wouldn't mind if you started doing really good work...I always like to read good parodies...put some up, OK?
Paul Robinson - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
OK, back again. I had to look at a couple things. Ahem...Thank you, PMS....Well, that wasn't hard and I didn't even have to, Red....I was wondering if anybody would mention "the other" terrminology here...I thought about including that in my pre-comments but I already steal too many prospective juicy comments from my reader's as it is. You know, I tried to post this last Sunday night and it didn't appear Monday, so I figured it had to be all the "pricks" stuck in this thing, so I took the 'i's" out of the middle of those damn pricks and plugged 'em up with * and suddenly my piece just shot out here onto the entries list. So it's a "counter-intuitive thingee here...usually when you plug something up it stays contained within the area that the plug has been applied to, but in this case the plugging freed the piece out into the light of day...go figure, right? Thanks for stopping by, you know how a good pun-filled, slightly suggestive or off-color comment gets my brain crankin' - it just sits there looking for stimulus all the damn time and there's only so much one guy can do on his own in that area, you know? Man, I wrote 4 parodies today and if I hadn't come over here to answer the comments on my stuff I coulda wrote a couple more...just kidding....done writing for the evening, just cutting loose a bit now....later...

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