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Song Parodies -> "Waiting For The Worms/Stop"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting For The Worms/Stop"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting For The Worms/Stop"

Parody Written by:

Darth Chaos

The Lyrics

[Eins, zwei, drei, BSOD!]


Ooooh, you cannot boot me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel Windows, it's over
Bye, bye, bye.

Sitting at my desktop
Trying to boot Windows
Waiting for the worms to come

In perfect synchronization
The Blue Screen Of Death
Waiting for the worms to come

[Gates : We're waiting for the perfect time to buy Apple and buy Linux and then we'll be]

Waiting to kill the competitors
Waiting to spy on the civvies
Waiting to install new worms
Waiting to put on our brown shirts
Waiting to wipe out the Linux
Waiting to make 'em run windows and close all the doors
Waiting for the final solution to monopolize the game
Waiting to install new worms
Waiting to mandate the Fritz chip and be Big Brother
Waiting for the Mac and the Tux and the rest of our enemies
Waiting to install new worms

Would you like to see Gates rule the world, you fools?
All you have to do is download the worms!

Would you like to send that loveable Tux back home to croak, you blokes?
All you have to do is download the worms!

[The worms will be created by our loyal Al-Qaeda operatives outside Grand Central Station. They will start moving along about 12 o'clock down the information superhighway to all the computers connected to the internet. At about 12 minutes to 3 they'll be moving through the firewalls towards the hearts of every computer. Now when we get to the other side of the firewalls we're in the CPU area. It's quite possible we may encounter some Tuxboys by the way we go. Now if you encounter any Tuxboys, report them to the police because PEOPLE WHO USE LINUX ARE TERRORISTS! MICROSOFT IS AN ARM OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE! WE DELIBERATELY MAKE SECURITY HOLES SO THE NSA CAN SPY ON YOU! LINUX ADVOCATES AND LINUX ACTIVISTS ARE TERRORISTS! ANTI-WINDOWS ACTIVISTS ARE TERRORISTS! AND ACCORDING TO THE PATRIOT ACT, THOSE LINUX USERS, ADVOCATES, AND ACTIVISTS MUST BE IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED AND DEPORTED TO GITMO WHERE THEY WILL BE ANALLY SODOMIZED BY A FOOT-ROUND, 6 FOOT LONG BROOMSTICK!]


I wanna go home
Get rid of Windows and install Xandros
And I'm running Xandros and now I know
Gates has been guilty all this time

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Agrimorfee - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey hey, I don't understand a lot about computers, but this was very funny, in spite of a few forced pacing issues. You are the only parody author I know who has managed to parody the enitre unintelligible "sieg heil" megaphone ramblings from this song. I look forward to the complete rock opera, "The Firewall", Mr. Chaos!
Darth Chaos - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I used "LINUX USERS ARE TERRORISTS" part based on the many times Alex Jones reported on those terrorism manuals in Virginia and other states...apparently, these manuals state stuff like "property rights activists are terrorists" and "people who make frequent references to the U.S. Constitution are terrorists".

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