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Song Parodies -> "Mother"

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Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

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Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Floyd's boss has threatened to fire him, if he continues to forget the "no free re-fills" policy. Floyd turns to his impulsive buyer mom for advice...
*Deep breath, as Floyd confronts his mother about being fired...*

Mother do ya think they'll take my job?
Mother do ya think I'm such a slob?*
Mother do ya think they'll try to take my pay?
Mother should I leave the mall?
Mother should I try for president?+
Mother will it pay the rent?
Mother will it be a full time career?
Mother am I just lving in fear?#

(the Mom)
Hush now baby, baby dont' you fret
Mother's gonna make that mean boss man forget
Mother's gonna plead your case so true
Mother's gonna help you right on your way
She won't let ya live on a minimal pay
Mamma will keep baby full and content
Ooooh baby, ooooh baby
Help ya find a job to pay the rent

(Floyd finds a girlfriend at work)
Mother do ya think she's cute enough?
Mother do ya think she's spicy stuff?
Mother will she fix your little slob?
And to think I met her at my job...

Ush now baby, baby don't ya try
Mamma's gonna smash her if she makes you cry
Momma wont let anyone tear up those eyes
Momma's gonna watch close, until the right one
Momma will always have you under the gun
Mommas gonna keep baby safe and secure
Oooh baby, oooh baby...
You'll always be baby to me

Mother is there a love I can buy?...
*referring to his bosse's comments about his slob-ish work ethics+asking if she thinks he has it in him to become manager one day, presdient meaning president of the store, not US president...# he is fearful that he will never make it past life as a fast food employee in a mall

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Agrimorfee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
The second verse/refrain is too much like the original for my tastes...wish you had kept the storyline about Mother standing up for Floyd.

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