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Song Parodies -> "Deuce Damage"

Original Song Title:

"Brain Damage"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Deuce Damage"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Part of my Razzie Race 2005 series. Do think I need to expain this one.
The Gigolo has gone to France.
The Gigolo has gone to France.
The ugly chicks and jokes that are obscene.
Got to keep Rob Schneider off the screen.

The Gigolo's in Italy.
The Gigolo's in Italy.
The level of taste drops right through the bloody floor.
And everyday, the writer spew out more.

And if damn critics said, "Funny, start to end."
And it made all of their top ten lists.
And if they said, "Schneider's the next Charlie Chaplin."
I'll see them in the hottest part of hell.

The producers, out of their heads.
The producers, off with their heads.
They shoot the film, know it's a smash.
They realize now they're insane.

It gets released. It's soon on DVD.
They're someone in the crowd, but it's not me.

And if the crowd yelled, "Best film of the year."
Of this, I simply would not here.
And if that happened, soon the theaters would show:
Deuce Bigalow: Galactic Gigolo.
There is no bad part of this film, really. Matter of fact, it's all bad.

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Adagio - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't seen this film, but I liked the way you used Pink Floyd, one of my favorite bands. That's one film Iwon't be seeing.
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever! 555
Larry Hensley - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, I also avoid dumb movies like that. 5's

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