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Song Parodies -> "Take My Advice"

Original Song Title:

"The Thin Ice"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Take My Advice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Deck The Wall continues...
You're growing up now, baby
No more Terrible 2s
And you're growing up fast from TV
And its advertising slew
Oooooooh, toys!
Oooooooooooh, toys for you
Ooooooooooooooooooh, toys!

If you think you're deserving
To get the big toys of modern life
An Ipod, a guitar, a Playstation, a watch
Or a million pizza pies
Don't be impolite, or smoke crack or such vice
At least be a little discreet
You better not pout and you better not cry
"Cause Santa Claus is watching you
Please, just take my advice
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the intrusion of "Santa Claus is coming to town" at the end...
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
santa IS big brother
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was a bit hard to follow, but I liked it a lot.
Red Ant - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Have to agree with MrMac. I had to speed up my singing a bit to fit in some of the lines. 455 - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What Philbo said. I also like "growing up fast from TV."

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