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Song Parodies -> "Grinch In My Home"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Home"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Grinch In My Home"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

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(In the background the Grinch is planning is plans for the night)
(In the background Whos scream)
(In the foreground the Grinch yells "Shut Up!")
(Evil laughter)
(Oi! Our very next stop's next to Whoville Inn!!!)
(The sleigh zooms down the hill)

I got a 4-bedroom house near the Whoville Inn
Got security system case he breaks in
I've got a guard dog, and a pit full of snakes in

I remember last Xmas Grinch's sick plot
Had those stolen gift blues
Now I stand on with rooftop with gun case the burglary
I know will come
I've got a huge spotlight
And I'm ready for a fight
I stocked up weapons for Xmas Vacation
And that is how I know
If he tries to get through
From Mount Crumpit, This Who
Will let no Grinch in my home

I've got the necessary G.I Joe buzz
I'm so liquored up start to slur
Ammo down front of my favorite flannel shirt
I got trigger crazy fast fingers
I've got some hand grenades Gone Insane
I've bought a new bulldozer to bury his hairy remains

So if you start to rhyme
Well, It ain't Dr. Seuss this time
So you got no one rhyme to
(Rhyme to, rhyme to, rhyme to, rhyme to)
Sooo Grinch don't you go to my home

(Ho, Ho, Ho): Christmas Story Santa Style

There ain't no Grinch in my home

I've got a musket that goes boom
So don't you go to my room

"What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm hunting that Grinch, dude! This'll be the last Christmas he'll steal!"
"Where the hell are you Christmas?!"
(Machine gun followed by a crashing sleigh)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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carol - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(chortles out loud) I love it!! 555
Red Ant - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good and funny. - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Revenge of the Badass Whos. Well done, St Matthias.
Guy - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4 (G) Give 'em a grinch they'll take a mile. Stand your ground Matt. Loved it.
Agrimorfee - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Hey, I remember this one! :) Pacing issues in stanza 2. Still clever!
Below Average Dave ( - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABCG) Oh Matthias . . .This was a creative idea, but I have to admit--It just didn't move me like most your work. . .sorry buddy.
bobpiecheese - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4G) I hate it when I have to read a parody for a contest and I have little to no idea what the topic is about. Oh well, good job, blah blah blah.
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-G) Sorry, Matty...but I know bugger all about the Grinch, so this didn't kick for me...nonetheless, I can see how well it's written, and I ain't gonna penalise you for my ignorance. 555
stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
well I guess that Grinch had it coming to him - nobody steals Christmases on your watch, matty - 555
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- I bet no Grinch will come by your home at Christmas. Very well done, Matthias.
Syd - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Everything I've read so far is perfect! You should talk Roger Waters and David Gilmour...orif not them, Weird Al, into doing this Christmas version. It's so hilarious! Everything! Your killing me over here! xD

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