(In the background the Grinch is planning is plans for the night)
(In the background Whos scream)
(In the foreground the Grinch yells "Shut Up!")
(Evil laughter)
(Oi! Our very next stop's next to Whoville Inn!!!)
(The sleigh zooms down the hill)

I got a 4-bedroom house near the Whoville Inn
Got security system case he breaks in
I've got a guard dog, and a pit full of snakes in

I remember last Xmas Grinch's sick plot
Had those stolen gift blues
Now I stand on with rooftop with gun case the burglary
I know will come
I've got a huge spotlight
And I'm ready for a fight
I stocked up weapons for Xmas Vacation
And that is how I know
If he tries to get through
From Mount Crumpit, This Who
Will let no Grinch in my home

I've got the necessary G.I Joe buzz
I'm so liquored up start to slur
Ammo down front of my favorite flannel shirt
I got trigger crazy fast fingers
I've got some hand grenades Gone Insane
I've bought a new bulldozer to bury his hairy remains

So if you start to rhyme
Well, It ain't Dr. Seuss this time
So you got no one rhyme to
(Rhyme to, rhyme to, rhyme to, rhyme to)
Sooo Grinch don't you go to my home

(Ho, Ho, Ho): Christmas Story Santa Style

There ain't no Grinch in my home

I've got a musket that goes boom
So don't you go to my room

"What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm hunting that Grinch, dude! This'll be the last Christmas he'll steal!"
"Where the hell are you Christmas?!"
(Machine gun followed by a crashing sleigh)