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Song Parodies -> "Song Of The Middle Child"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Song Of The Middle Child"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Dedicated to those who have hard hitting older brothers and/or pesky, annoying little sisters.
Brother, do you have to be so mean?
Brother, why'd you go and paint me green?
Brother, why you diss me in front of my friends.
Ooooh ah.
Why'd you say I wear depends?

Brother, why'd you punch me in the face?
Brother, why'd you spray me with that mace?
Brother, tell me what have you got against me?
Ooooh ah.
Brother, won't you let me be?

Hush, now baby brother, shut your hole!
Brother's just proving that he's better than you.
Brother's gonna beat you 'till you're black and blue.
Brother's gonna keep you right here, in a head lock,
'Cause Brother's the toughest kid here on the block.
Brother's gonna keep Baby saying "Uncle!"

Ooooh, Bro.
Ooooh, Bro.
Ooh, Bro
Of course, Bro will slam you into a wall.

(kick ass interlude)

Sister, why you got to bother me...all day.
Sister, I don't want your homemade way.
Sister, why'd you tear my math homework apart?
Ooooh ah.
Why you such a little fart?

Hush, now older brother, don't you see?
Sister's gonna cry and cry 'till she gets her way.
Sister's gonna bug you and she'll never stray.
Sister's gonna tattle on your ev'ry sin.
Sister will always tell Mom where you've been.
Sister's gonna keep brother in trouble deep.

Ooooh, Bro.
Ooooh, Bro.
Ooh, Bro.
You'll always be a patsy to me.

Mother, did you need to have these two?

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good.
Red Ant - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"Mother, did you need to have these two"?Well, if she didn't you couldn't have made this parody, though I suppose that is little consolation. Great job.

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