-> "Song Of The Middle Child"
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"Song Of The Middle Child"
Brother, do you have to be so mean?
Brother, why'd you go and paint me green?
Brother, why you diss me in front of my friends.
Why'd you say I wear depends?
Brother, why'd you punch me in the face?
Brother, why'd you spray me with that mace?
Brother, tell me what have you got against me?
Brother, won't you let me be?
Hush, now baby brother, shut your hole!
Brother's just proving that he's better than you.
Brother's gonna beat you 'till you're black and blue.
Brother's gonna keep you right here, in a head lock,
'Cause Brother's the toughest kid here on the block.
Brother's gonna keep Baby saying "Uncle!"
Of course, Bro will slam you into a wall.
(kick ass interlude)
Sister, why you got to bother me...all day.
Sister, I don't want your homemade tea...no way.
Sister, why'd you tear my math homework apart?
Why you such a little fart?
Hush, now older brother, don't you see?
Sister's gonna cry and cry 'till she gets her way.
Sister's gonna bug you and she'll never stray.
Sister's gonna tattle on your ev'ry sin.
Sister will always tell Mom where you've been.
Sister's gonna keep brother in trouble deep.
You'll always be a patsy to me.
Mother, did you need to have these two?
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