-> "Palpatine's Song for Anakin"
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Parody Song Title:
"Palpatine's Song for Anakin"
[Death Star blowing up]
[Lightsaber being turned on]
[Jar Jar Binks saying "Me-sa"]
[Yoda saying the word, "Force"]
[Darth Vader saying "Luke"]
[Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) saying the word, "Force"]
(Repeat sound effects; the main riff plays in 7/4 time)
Ann-ay, use the Force
Get yourself a brand new horse, evil of course
Ann-aaaaay, join the Dark
Go by Darth, be a jerk, and make a star
Death Star, evil czar, Dark Side bad guy
Think you'll destroy those damn Jedis
Ann-ay, wear black
Become a hack, betray Ben behind his back
Ann-aaaaay, be a Sith
Don't give me that do goody good bull****
You'll be the black-suit emperor, bad-ass temper-er Sith
And you'll be a son of a... gun
[Bar band saxophone solo in 7/4 time]
[Bar band guitar solo in 4/4 time]
[Back to the main riff in 7/4 time]
Ann-aaaay, it's a crime.
Fight Obi-Wan but don't make him make the Sith cry
Ann-aaaaay, make 'em say
You're the root of all evil today.
And if you wear a black suit, you'll do no good, won't you
Be a Sith today, today, today, todaaaay
[A drunk alien at the bar and Jar Jar Binks are telling Anakin hot he once beat up Mace Windu]
Uh huh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
Mace certainly was in the wrong!
**Jar Jar Binks, drunk**
You-sa was definitely in the right. Mace Windu was cruisin'-sa for a
Why does anyone use the stupid Force anyway?
I don't know, I was really young at the time!
I was just nine years old, he couldn't fight that Darth Maul dude. I was doomed.
Why Mace didn't zap me to infinity, I guess I will never know.
Some green guy was telling him why he shouldn't fight back with me
I think that green dude's name was Yoda, but let's not talk about him now...
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