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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Anakin"

Original Song Title:

"On the Run/Time/Great Gig in the Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Anakin"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

In Chapter Two of Dark Side of the Force, Anakin fights the clones and soon learns more about the Dark Side. May the Floyd be with you!
(Space sound effects)

**C-3PO, speaking**
"Oh, R2D2, you're quite a fellow, old chap, Ha Ha Haaaaaa!"

(Instrumental)

(We hear the band from the bar playing the "clock" beat on the intro)

**Teenage Anakin**
Fighting the Clones, the Jedis that love to use telephones
Lightsabers in hand, the Force is very strong in me
Sabers fo light really put up fights more than nightlights
Obi-Wan's suit is all yellow and black like a bee

Tired of fighting in the sunshine, staying home with Pad-i-me
Talk of love and Jedi things when there is time to kill some days.
And then one day you find, ten years have passed behind you.
(A) decade back when I was nine, I built a racer pod

(Bar band guitar solo)

Use the Force, use the Force to catch up with the clones in the evening
Racing around to come up behind me again.
My name is the same as I battle all night with the Jedis
Shorter of breath and one day closer to Darth

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.
Droids that either crack a joke or Jedis using swords of light
Fighting clones and Siths on every planet is the Jedi way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.

Home, home again
We're Pad-i-me and An-a-kin
When we come home cold and tired
It's good to use the Force to start a fire
Far away, this galaxy
With '3PO and R2D'
Brings the Sith lords to their knees
To see the Jedis fight with swords of light

(Yoda explains to Anakin how fear, anger, etc., lead to the Dark Side)

(Intstrumental)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"One day closer to Darth" pulls this to an overall 5...but lower points for not changing the "The time is gone, the song is over...". Keep it up!!
mjccrimson - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
fantastic idea... needs a little more work. a few lazy rhymes. you stopped too soon. highly ambitious. fun read.

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