Harmlessly passing your time in the North Pole away
Only dimly aware of an evil reindeer in the air
You better watch out
You better not cry
I've flown over Jordan and I've seen
Christmas ain't what it seems

[What do you get for christmas]*played simultaneously to next line:

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Naughty or nice you follow the Fat Guy
towards well trodden sleighs into the valleys of steel
Naughty or nice!
A look of terminal evil in Blitzen's eyes
A terrible thing on Christmas Eve
No, this ain't no bad dream

[Robotic reindeer voices spoken]

Santa is Da Homeboy, we shall not want
He makes us too tired to fly
From town to town he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he slaughters our souls
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to deer cutlets
Ho ho, he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lonely ones
Dasher, Donner, Prancer, et cetera
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make Ol' Blitzen's eyes water!!

[Donner]

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream!!!
Wave upon wave of demented reindeer
Marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
Have you heard the news?
Blitzen is dead!
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why