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Song Parodies -> "Wish I Had Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Wish I Had Beer"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Oh, oh it's you I can't tell, you look like Hell
You're not just plain
Wish your face was concealed by a cold steel pail, or an opaque veil
No, it's you I can't tell

And you flunked out in eight grade, you're dumb as a post
Your feet smell like cheese, You spray snot when you sneeze
Your heads shaped so strange. I need an exchange
I'll walk on into a bar, for girl who's of less age

How I wish, how I wish I had beer
You've got hairy moles and you look like a troll
You're gross my dear
Better faces there can be found, at the dog pound
Now that your here
Wish I had beer

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Royce Miller - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
That didn't sound like a happy class reunion.
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
5 rounds for you... good stuff

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