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Song Parodies -> "Dain Bramage"

Original Song Title:

"Brain Damage"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Dain Bramage"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

If Roger Waters of Pink Floyd really did have some serious brain damage when he wrote the original might have sounded something more like this...
The Lunar Tick has got some class
The Lunar Tick has got some class

Wearing Gucci, drinking fine wine from a glass
Got to keep the Moonies off his ass

The Lunar Tick drinks alcohol
The Lunar Tick eats Alpo balls

Fly-paper holds his insect footsies to the floor
He pulls away, he's stronger than a boar

And if the seal breaks on his Armani space-suit
And if there is no air around him still

And if his gut explodes with blood sucked from a loon
He'll be screwed, 'cause his gut's wide as the moon

The Lunar Tick, his name is Fred
The Lunar Tick, her name is Fred

The cake's been made
Its taste is strange

You re-derange beagles in vain

Nude octal code
Ten rowing trays of geese
Blood's pumping into Fred's space-suit from me

I'm quenching Fred's thirst
Chunder in red beer

Sucks out
My hemoglobin here

And if the gland he's in
Starts spraying crimson goo
My Floyd's Pink - I'm a nut fried on a spoon

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Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, aren't these the original lyrcis here? Well...they are close, anyway...5's...
AFW - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This is funny punny stuff!,,, and I love puns...5's
alvin rhodes - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for causing me to have a flashback...i've been trying for years
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't like PF, but I like this.
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, AFW, Alvin, and JB.
Ravyn Rant - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I have some milk with that surreal, Johnny? TOS is one of my all-time favorites, and I can't wait to get home so I can sing along with the CD using your lyrics. I love this!
Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn!
joebean1988 - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i love it pink floyd rocks
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks joebean1988.
Led/Floyd - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome song but is it (its a her'n'him) in the space suit or the Gucci?
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Led/Floyd. It's wearing Gucci inside an Armani space-suit.
Led/Floyd - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for clearing that up.

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