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Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

As some of you may know, Arwen and I have become very close friends. Well she is off fingerpainting on some dude ranch for the next two days, and I already miss her like crazy. So this is my little ode to our Fair Lady. It's pretty "inside," but those of you who know her will get it...
So, so you think you're an elf
Tripped and you fell
Destined for fame
Yes you are a big deal
Beauty that won't fail
Sending me email
Still you think you're an elf

You can't do Ice Capades
But still you're the most
You crash into trees
Knocked down by a slight breeze
But please never change
And I praise the day
You walked through my cyber-door
You're a friend on any page

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're two kindred souls
Makin' fun of all dolts
Right freakin' here
My life's better with you around
And I have found
A friendship dear
Wish you were here


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Dee Range - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
555 If you have 1 true friend, you are ahead of the curve. Well spoken
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashkicksass and Arwen - - - our Amiright A-Team! 5's!
Jeff Reuben - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude ranch...nice =)
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Heartfelt & very nicely done, too...5's...
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
that was sweet....
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee, Johnny, Jeff, Paul and Alvin - thank you kindly.
Arwen - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
It totally wasn't a dude ranch.

Okay, it was...but there weren't ANY dudes there...all girls. Can you believe it?? What the hell was I thinking? Oh yeah...I was thinking that they were paying me to hang out at a dude ranch. Right.

So...about the song. I loved it. I've mentioned before that people probably think I'm full of it when I rave on about songs that sing my praises...but my hell. I really did love it. Especially the word "dolts." Heehee!

You really are my kindred spirit, Ash...thanks!!!!
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I purposely used dolts, knowing full well it didn't fit very well just so I could make you giggle. THESE are the lengths I will go to for you, my darling girl. Thanks for the praises!
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know her, but this song is very touching.
Arwen - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi John, I'm Arwen...
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I've been thinking of them as the "A-Team" for a while now. And I pity the foo who gets on their bad side; you guys are lots of fun to watch (I like to watch) even if I haven't been participating around here much lately. Oh, and the parody was well written and funny. And sappy as hell; well done.
Cookie-man - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
What a beautiful and touching tribute. You are SO much more than a no talent ass clown........ ;) Love ya both!!! :)
Cookie-man - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
After I posted my previous comment I decided that I had better clarify. It is an inside joke and I wasn't being mean to either of them. I love Ash and Arwen both, plus I know if they wanted to they could team up and beat me to a bloody pulp in a matter of seconds..........
Ashkicksass - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
John - you should get to know her. She's almost as cool as I am.

Claude LOL! I enjoy your stuff too. You really should participate more, especially on the thread. It would be loads of fun to have you along.

Cookie, LMAO! You never fail to crack me up. And I wouldn't need to team up with Arwen. All I would need is a large ear of indian corn.

Thanks to all three of you!
Arwen - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost?

Bastard.
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe you called me a Bastard on my tribute to you!
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG, a love affair blossoming from THIS website. Will wonders ever cease? This is sooooooo cute. Now they're fighting! (:O :D:D:D)
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you freaking kidding me?
Ashkicksass - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I think he should change his name to "Stupid Unfunny Idiot Who Thinks He Is Funny."
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that is how it was pronounced all along...
Ashkicksass - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!

And I would like to give full credit to "Stupid Unfunny Idiot Who Thinks She is Funny" for thinking of this name. She is actually funny. Therefore, I think this is more fitting for Agrimorfee, who tries to be funny, but isn't.
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
And you know what? I don't want to hear anyone getting on our case for being harsh. Seriously. I am all for making fun of people...and people can make fun of me whenever they want...it's what makes my world go round...but there are things that aren't funny...and one of those things...is Agrimorfee.
Ashkicksass - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Now THAT was funny!
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you.
Mavis - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You can have a friend online without it being a love affair. Well, maybe YOU can't. But it happens.
Agrimorfee - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen & Ash: Geez Louise, I thought laughing emoticons would be enough to explicate my little attempt at humor. I hereby apologize for any offense that I may have given....but please, this is only the Internet--and personal attacks directed off of my indiscretion are really uncalled for. :(
Ashkicksass - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
If they are funny then they are totally valid.
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I realize that this is the internet. I am also aware of the emoticons you included. However...I maintain that a laughing emoticon doesn't automatically make something funny. I've had a similar argument with another parody artist on the MBs...I don't think that people should be excused to say whatever the hell they want to say...and then think it's okay because they put a wink or a laughing guy. Unless a precedent of a jovial relationship filled with those kind of comments has been set...If it's not funny...it's not funny. Period.

It didn't even make sense...as I don't know where an online love affair conclusion could be drawn from the parody. Joke or not. You might as well have said..."Oh...after reading this parody, I can tell that Arwen likes to wear bright pink underwear." Because it would have made JUST as much sense as what you said.
Agrimorfee - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Let it be known that I have made a formal apology to Ash & Arwen and hope this can be the last controversy involving this song. Peace
Claude Prez - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
After reading this parody, I can tell that Ashkicksass likes to wear Arwen's bright pink underwear. So does this mean Agri doesn't get to join the "A-Team"?
Ashkicksass - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!

Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
How we wish
How we wish you were queer
You're just two hot chicks wearing dominatrix'
Pink under-weer
Since we write for the same hot site
You two inci-i-i-ite
Our frat-boy cheers:
Wish you were queer
Arwen - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You are SO getting spanked, Spaff. Shame on you!
Leo Jay - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw, that's sweet, ya bass turd.
hmm - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
BOLLOCKS
Arwen - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Revisiting...I love my girl, and all of these memories.... *Sigh*
Peregrin - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I really liked this Ash, and Arwen :)

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